"You spent the money I gave you for baby food on cigarettes!?!?"
"Aw, don't shit your pants. That kid eats better than I do."
"Aw, don't shit your pants. That kid eats better than I do."
by DrewThreeFour May 19, 2008
1) Response to when someone says something overtly sexual.
2) It's a school night maybe she will keep it in her pants for once.
It's unisex. Ironic if said to a girl so completely fine.
2) It's a school night maybe she will keep it in her pants for once.
It's unisex. Ironic if said to a girl so completely fine.
similar to: "relax buddy, no need to get riled up there."
or
Person A- "DAYUM...the things I would do to that ass."
Person B- "Buddy, keep it in your pants."
or
Person A- "DAYUM...the things I would do to that ass."
Person B- "Buddy, keep it in your pants."
by Prophite May 2, 2008
by dudechick April 19, 2005
A particularly raunchy and violent passing of gas, typically brought on during the digestion period following a particularly high-fibrous or ethnic cuisine or meal. The act itself triggers a rippling effect in the affected person’s underpants. In rare cases, tearing can even occur, requiring a change of trousers.
Mike: ”I’m in the mood to go throw back a burrito at Qdoba before I head in to work for a better West Virginia.”
Charlie: “Dude, I pity the producers and talent, you’ll be busting your pants all night long, better pack an extra pair of trousers!”
Charlie: “Dude, I pity the producers and talent, you’ll be busting your pants all night long, better pack an extra pair of trousers!”
by Reuben Carlos Sanchez April 19, 2016
To let go of your pee; to pee your pants. More than 50% of men find this extremely erotic when girls perform this act, but most will only admit it when they are drunk.
by Jamal Blakkanigga July 16, 2006
by all in the name of jesus August 30, 2019
When you see someone so hot, you literally blow a load in your pants. Predominantly used by members of the male persuasion... hopefully.
Can also be changed to Cream my pants.
Can also be changed to Cream my pants.
Guy 1: Did you see that HOT girl?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, she was steamin'!
Guy 1: Duuuude, nasty, did you cream your pants?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, she was steamin'!
Guy 1: Duuuude, nasty, did you cream your pants?
by Peacesack May 19, 2006