Imprompoo

Noun
A poo that is unplanned and takes the person in question by surprise. Not to be confused with shit your pants; an Imprompoo is experienced whilst visiting the toilet for its conventional purpose.

ORIGIN
21st century
From 'Impromptu' (adjective & adverb) - done without being planned, organized, or rehearsed.

I just had a great imprompoo - totally unexpected!

by Failing Academic May 3, 2011

Imprompoo

When you go to the bathroom to pee but end up taking a poo.

Sorry I was a bit long in the bathroom, I had an imprompoo

by A Leethal May 14, 2021