Ilos 

Something that is utter bullshit. Obvious lies and exaggerations are considered ilos.

Dude 1: "I lost 25 pounds this month and all I did was jerk off!"
Dude 2: "Man that's a shit ton of ilos."

Ilos by NoYouMan May 9, 2017

@ilostmyblade 

a girl with epic taste in music 💯

omg @ilostmyblade is so cool.

@ilostmyblade by HeyEmoBoy November 15, 2021

ilostmyclan 

The most biggest and famous cracked.to/cracked.io clan made by ILostmyDoven.
They all use the same sentence at the beginning of their username: ilostmyclan
Strong and big family. That's what it's all about.

Members so far:

@ILostmyDL4d
@ILostmyNFT
@ILostmyStrk
@ILostmyXan
@ILostmyName
@ILostMySnow
@ILostMyJay
@iLostMySoul
@ILostMyAim
@ILostMyMind
@ILostMy1Ahr

Defintion made by: BillalAi

A: Have you seen that ilostmyclan on cracked.to?
B: Yeah i heard about them they are all cool asf.

ilostmyclan by ILostMyDick March 21, 2022

Iloss 

someone who is gay

he is kinda iloss

Iloss by urmomisfat3 September 22, 2020

Ilosuis 

A person who lives on a peninsula with great knowledge of flowers.

Dude, have you seen the new girl? I heard she's an ilosuis, that's so weird.

My bro, you're an ilosuis. We literally all live in the same town.

Ilosuis by Imsitnherebarbsausonmi May 25, 2021

Ilospher 

An idiot who studies intellectual disciplines only to show off, not to understand

He quoted 5 philosophers just to win an argument. Total ilospher.

Ilospher by Shrey lalotra June 25, 2025