Illiquid

"If you owe someone a dollar and you don't have one, you are illiquid"

"dude, where's that dollar i let you borrow yesterday?"
"oh yeah man, i don't have it"
"so you're illiquid then?"
"yup, guess so."

Illiquid by readersdigest February 11, 2009

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illiquid

Broke. illiquid is a nicer way of saying broke

Bob: Chris can borrow me $100?
Chris: I'm sorry man, I'm currently illiquid

illiquid by ABigMan August 28, 2023

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Illiquid • Illiquidity Event • Illiquedic

Illiquidity Event

What happens when a man gets divorced; a large amount of cash and assets leave his account. The opposite of a liquidity event.

Bob got divorced last year and experienced a HUGE illiquidity event.

Illiquidity Event by Banditrider7 October 16, 2020

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Illiquedic

The feeling of missing out. Similar to FOMO.

“In a state of illiquedic right now. My friends have gone to the cinema without me.”
“Living so far from my family makes me illiquedic.”

Illiquedic by Anonymous 3245 March 21, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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