by Fxnn122 November 11, 2021
Ilan is the definition of compassion and balance. He is:
Hardworking, yet, lazy;
Serious, yet, jocular;
Kind, yet, cunning
About 6 feet tall, yet, down to earth.
Ilan spreads happiness wherever he goes and he stands for uniqueness.
Hardworking, yet, lazy;
Serious, yet, jocular;
Kind, yet, cunning
About 6 feet tall, yet, down to earth.
Ilan spreads happiness wherever he goes and he stands for uniqueness.
You haven't unlocked the true potential of your happiness, until you've had Ilan in your life.
I wanna become like Ilan once I grow up.
I wanna become like Ilan once I grow up.
by Thanos_apple November 22, 2021
The name for a boy who is egoistical and cares for no one and nothing except for his own needs and desires. He is completely whipped by whatever girl he is currently dating.
by jb201 January 30, 2012
The opposite of a homie. All Ilans smell bad and try to be cool. They tend to be fat and homosexual. One should never associate themself with an Ilan.
by SuperDonkeyKid April 3, 2019
by The reallllly cool September 4, 2019
Ilan High School for girls is probably one of the most unheard of schools in the world. In this school, G’s pretend to like everyone even though they hate everyone. People there also like to call everyone fake even if they hang out with a person they call fake just so they can hit up their hot male friends. Also, since none of the Ilan girls have an Instagram, they all post on their WhatsApp status, but if you’re on someone’s status, you can’t tell anyone so nobody will get jealous. The girls there also make sure to pull up their skirts when a hot UPS driver walks into school while making sure they watch out for a Rabbi behind them. Since Ilan Isn’t apart of the Yeshiva League, you’re automatically a loser if you’re a J-dub. But if you’re an Sy, then you’re all good. Ilan kids also got them weddings planned from ninth grade and get siked each time they see one of their seniors get engaged because that means they’re one engagement closer to their engagement. Since Ilan girls are so holy and can’t touch boys until marriage, they practice hugs and moves to make with boys on each other while claiming they are straight.
Sam: I met this Ilan G and she’s actually kinda hot.
Isaac: Dude, didn’t you hear how thirsty those Ilan kids are? They’re actual tools. I wouldn’t go for that.
Isaac: Dude, didn’t you hear how thirsty those Ilan kids are? They’re actual tools. I wouldn’t go for that.
by NoMoBamba March 19, 2019
Slang term used for the Cayman Islands. The KMAN ILAN is a small country in the caribbean south of cuba and west of Jamaica.
by pura vida February 8, 2006