a person that uses an excuse in a stiuation of not having skill
hey jack how come you couldnt land that 360 over the flat bank??

Jack: I could have *if* the wind wasnt blowing
iffy
by danweaver August 27, 2007
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A preppy dizty female. Usually blonde
Look at that huge Barbie over there! Oh wait. that's just an iffy!
by Keelin November 3, 2003
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1) the act of being vomit, or an involvement in vomit or the action of vomitting
2) the act of sexual harassment or unwanted sexual advances and physical conduct
3) Both 1. and 2. except specifically induced by alcohol
Brew Ha Ha 3 was very iffy.

Man you're iffy.

I'd say you're iffy but that would be too good for you Douglas.

Clean up you're own fucking iffy.

Iffy.
by God July 18, 2003
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An Iffy Centre is a a walk-in primary care, nurse led facility, for minor ailments and bumps and bruises.

Prompted by the description by Andy Buck of Rotherham Primary Care Trust, as a place where people can see a nurse if they are feeling "a bit iffy."
He used the word five times when defending the spending of £12,000,000 on this new facility when interviewed by Gerry Robinson for BBC TV.
I think I'll go down to the Iffy Centre as I'm not feeling so good today.
by Doghouse Riley December 13, 2007
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a phase in which the male sex organ know as the penis, or cock, becomes some what aroused but has yet to become a full hard on erection. Also known as half staff.
dude she stuck her hand down my drawers nd i had an iffy-stiffy nd she got scared away!
by Zachs January 9, 2005
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When your viagra is a dud, and you get blue-balled hardcore.
Tyson got an iffy stiffy last night, and he’s been sad ever since.
by El ritardo June 24, 2018
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stop licking those coconuts you iffy fan
you got a 50 on that test? youre an iffy fan
you cant roll with us you iffy fan
by hellyes6788 July 24, 2017
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