Icer

Nice, Unbelivable, extravagant.

That House is Icer = That House is nice.

by ditsy_rover August 1, 2009

Icer

When a man takes a bag of ice and drops it on his scrotum just at the point of climax while masturbating. The idead is that the cold ice shocks the testicles and thus produces an exciting feeling.

Jon couldn't believe the orgasm he experiences when he gave himself an icer.

by stinky July 22, 2004

Icer

A white nigga.

You are a icer white boy.

by Icer nigga March 29, 2016

Icers

Icers originates in Jack Speak, slang used by The Royal Navy (UK). It means "cold".

Seaman Stains: Oi Captain, don,t bum me over this barrel, it's icers out here tonight.
Captain: Shut up - I've been at sea for months...I need this.

by digitalnonsense September 1, 2008

icer

a dumb ho that squirts your cum out of her pussy into jars and saves it in her fridge so that she can impregnate herself later if you piss her off or don't want to commit.

'i heard you went out with jane'
'word.'
'don't piss her off. she's an icer.'
'word.'

by pappy July 18, 2004

Open Icer

A hockey slang term referring to someone who has almost zero hockey talent and looks like a complete dumbass on the ice. The word comes from the idea that these douchebags suck so bad they shouldn't be on a team and instead should be paying $2.50 to skate around with 5 year olds at open ice. They generally need to use the little pusher things to hold themselves up when they skate around. Similar to a bender, duster, hoser, or home dresser.

Somebody should go kick number 13's ass. He's the worst fucking hockey player I've ever seen. What an open icer.

by IHateBenders November 3, 2009

de-icer

pilot speak:

A device designed to operate under all weather conditions, except icing.

United 460, ice at FL 370 and FL 250, be advised.

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 22, 2003