ITTID 

An event where people gather in local parks and ravines to celebrate the absence of work ethic.

First recorded ITTID was just after the discovery of fermentation. Popular in southern European nations which have a high alcohol consumption per capita. Also common amongst nordic countries involved with vodka and rye production. In recent years, has caught on suddenly in southern parts of Canada.

"Hey man, im sick of this class, want to ITTID tonight?"

ITTID by Dr.Feelgood February 28, 2005

ittihad school

One of the shittiest schools in abudhabi and is literally the size of a fucking house and is so strict and the food there is shit and the whole girl section is lesbians and chamak (most of them) ;)

When someone says go to ittihad school or jump off a cliff (CHOOSE JUMP OFF A CLIFF)

ittihad school by THE BIATCHHH November 4, 2019

Itid 

The Ibibio word for a woman's vagina. Ibibio is a language spoken in Akwa Ibom state, a southern state in Nigeria.

I love your itid. pussy

Itid by King Antia November 17, 2017

ibtida 

She is really good, friendly, smart, awesome, has lots of great ideas and is the kind of person you can trust

Ibtida you're amazing !!!

ibtida by Ibtida April 23, 2018

ittifilwy 

abbreviation of - I Think That I'm Falling In Love With You, related to abbreviations like: ily, ifly, ilysfm, iilwy.

Rees - "Lily ittifilwy"
Lily - :o

ittifilwy by rennycowne888 December 6, 2009

ITtitude 

A high level attitude common among many Information Technology personnel, technical support, software developers and similar professions. It is usually demonstrated by a great deal of arrogance, condescension, a propensity to offer insult and a strong emotional response to any perceived suggestion that a given problem is the result of an issue within 'their' code / network / database / realm of influence.

This attitude has been previously acknowledged in pop culture but never specifically defined (see Nick Burns, Saturday Night Live).

Vendor: "We've traced an communication issue between our application servers and your environment using Fiddler / Wireshark. It looks like there may be a problem with your proxy or firewall blocking specific files from our domain."

IT Rep (ITtitude): "There is absolutely nothing wrong with the Network. We are not having similar problems with other vendor software. Our proxy servers are configured based on industry standards and our local security policies. I refuse to entertain the possibility that an issue lies on my network. Please go back to your systems administrator and pursue a solution to this issue from your end."

User: Now I'm trying to do this quarterly and I can't get the stupid email attachment to open at all.

Nick Burns (ITtitude): Hmmm...it's the email that's stupid, not you..right?

ITtitude by Crotchrocket April 30, 2013

ittis 

the feeling of being dowsey after eating certain foods; ribs, tuckey, bar-q chicken give the feeling of being sleepy

I got that ittis. I got to go to bed.

ittis by Andrew Armstead November 8, 2007