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inward singing 

Singing while breathing inwards, thus allowing for non-stop rocking.
"Dude, it's the greatest invention since yodelling: inward singing, check it out."
inward singing by kingsexy February 28, 2003

post-inaugural depression

The feeling of sadness that many people experience after the political climax of the inauguration of the president of their choice.
Psychiatrist: Tell me why you asked to see me today, Ms.___.
Patient: Because I feel really, really, really sad - kind of drained and empty. When Barack was President-Erect - I mean, Elect - I felt soooooo great, but now all I can think of is my crappy job, my bills ... depressing stuff like that ...
Psychiatrist: Ah, yes, a classic case of post-inaugural depression. I notice that you first said "President Erect" .... Why do you think that was ....
Etc., etc..

Inauguroil 

in·au·gur·oil

Pronunciation: \i-ˈnȯ-gyər-ȯi(-ə)l\
noun

Use: 2010

1. Address delivered by the President of the United States in a futile attempt to explain a major ecological disaster in which millions of gallons of unprocessed oil spew, unabated, into the Gulf of Mexico following the blow-out of a deep oil rig.
2. Second term presidential speech in which a nation’s chief executive takes full and complete responsibility for a failure of catastrophic proportions and places it squarely on the back of a former administration.
3. Formal address by the President of the United States that is most often associated with political success of the highest order. See IRONY.
Robert: “I wonder if Obama is going to blame Bush and his ‘failed policies’ for the BP petroleum spill in his inauguroil address tonight?”

Ethan: “I should certainly hope so.”

Robert: “But Obama’s been in office for over a year already. When will he be one-hundred percent irrevocably unquestionably responsible for everything?”

Ethan: “I think that usually happens a year or two following reelection.”
Inauguroil by Dis Mi June 16, 2010

inwardly cringing 

When you feel your stomach turn, that it's a silent cringe just not on your face.
I'm inwardly cringing at that photo of us back in high school. So embarrassing!
inwardly cringing by r333k0 September 15, 2011

inauguration 

To formally introduce an individual into office
I never knew who the president was until his inauguration
inauguration by M. Warriors February 22, 2005
I asked Ron about that flyer party, he called back, but all he had to offer was a mouthful of infaux.
Infaux by Fisherrr October 7, 2008