a 3D chat program where you can catfish dumb people into buying pixel clothes for your fake avatar.
girl 1: are you on imvu yet?
girl 2: yeah, my username is hotsexybabesex1234
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To get cheated, "indian giver" to have something taken back after you have bought it or it has been given to you.
Due to IMVU`s constantly changing terms of service tens of thousands of virtual items that users have bought are being rerated as not suitable to be used on IMVU, and are being deleted from user accounts.
yo, you said you were going to sell me your ipod now you say you changed your mind and you want it back?
Don`t IMVU me like this dude!

Your brother took back those shoes he gave you?
Man, he IMVU`ed you BAD!
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Having your avatar in a chat room for a long period of time without speaking.
Can you stop Imvu Parking!
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There are two types of Imvu noobs.

1) A player, whom is wearing the free crappy clothes that IMVU supplies you with when you join.

2) A ignorant player, whom is also wearing the free begginer clothes or cheap and sluty clothes.

You can find noobs in public rooms.

When most noobs enter they quickly ask if theyre are any hot guys/girls in the room that are single.

NoobGirl: Any hot single guys ready to mingle!!?!!?
NoobGuy: Yeee baby I am hot
NoobGirl: You look sexy kiss me
Pixels are sexy?, virtual kiss?!! WTF!?
NoobGuy: How do you have sex on here??????????

Noobs use "noobish" while typing, meaning they spell wrongly most the time, and/or they add extra letters.

Sometimes they use chat talk.

Ex:
H3Y Th3R3 S3X7 M@m@! W!lL Y0u |3e M!ii G!rLfr4!nD?!!!

Noobs always ask how to have sex, on IMVU.
The answer? YOU CAN'T!

Most noobs I imagine to be overweight fugly loners irl.
IRL= In real life.

They're avis always look horribly ugly and/or sluty, and they obsess over it saying that they are

"SOO HAWT!"

"I AM TOO SEXY"
"0H B@BY ! @M @ H@WT M3$$!"

Now, now, before you get the wrong idea about IMVU; Please note that not everyone on IMVU is so stupid and only wants to cyber!

There are some intresting and sane people on there.
Sane? I take that back. But the insanity is what makes it intresting.

Anyways, back to NOOBS.
There are some "gangsta wannabee" noobs.
They are seen, and HEARD, With virtual guns.
Hardcore right? They fire the guns non-stop for minutes.
Make sure your sound isnt all the way up when noobs are in the room.

Gangster noob ex:
G1: H3Y HOTTIE
Gurl1: Ey baybay
G2: G1 YOU BETTER GET YO BISH A$$ AWAY FRUM MY GURL!
G1: OHH HELLL NAWWW I FUK YO MAMA!
Gurl: OH NO HE JUST DIDNT!!!!!
G2: FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE Thats the gun trigger
Load gun sounds go off

Great effect. (sarcasm).

Noobs enjoy caps lock, ITS JUST SO COOL.

Noobs also use numbers and ect in there words.
Chart:
A= @
E= 3
1= !
G= q
O= 0
S= $ or Z
B= |3

Noobs normally have sexi/sexy/hottie/hot/hawt/cute/sex/cunt/fuck/dick/cock/cum/kinky/pussy/lickme/ ect in they're avi name.

BE ON THE LOOK OUT!
IMVU Noob conversation:
Ex A-

Noob, and a non-noob.

SexiieerthenyouuNOOB1: @NY GUYS WUNNA FUXK
NONNOOB: Umm...Hey..There..:)
SexiieerthenyouuNOOB1: iNV!T3 m3 2 y3r h0u$3
Virtual 3rd IMVU house
NONNOOB: Ugh, why?
SexiieerthenyouuNOOB1: ZO W3 C@N FUK
NONNOOB: No thank you..D: -Walks Away-
SexiieerthenyouuNOOB1: WTF

NONNOOB has left the chat

Ex 2:
Search "how to be a noob imvu" on youtube.
SINCE, We arent allowed to POST LINKS ON HERE!!
-Smiles-
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VIP= Very important player.

They're mostly scene/emo kids.
They take IMVU seriously, but dosent everyone.
IMVU is amazing and way better then real life I'd say.

They spend money to be vip.
And they buy credits alot and make they're avi look like a hot mess.

They are funny, intresting and very unique.
All emo and scene kids are though.

They are prob the best people to talk to on IMVU.
But sadly,
They don't talk to everyone.

The bad side:

They are very stuck-up.
If you don't have vip, or good emo/scene clothes they will NOT talk to you, or even give you the time of day.

They will make fun of your avi.

If you even attempt to speak,
Which I doubt you will have the confidence or guts to
They call you a lame loser.
Or they call you, dun dun dun
A NOOB!

A noob is the worst thing to be called.

Guests_
Whom are people who havent bought they're avi names,
are considered noobs to them.

ARE YOU A GUEST?
Then your a noob!
Don't attempt to speak to these kids!
For they have good comebacks ready and are FEIRCE!
Hardcore I must admitt.

They have the BEST imvu clothes.
Expensive too.
From developers such as
Cage
Glow
SillyMNM
POP
Muffin

And ect.
Vip1: Haha, I know I told them to find a new room.
Vip2: lol! Stewpid noobies.
Vip3: LMAO. OMG. LOL. ^^
Noob: I like your clothes
Vip2: <_<
Vip1: I don't like yours, haha!!!
Vip3: ROFL! LOL.
Vip3: Fugly noob
Vip2: GTFO OR STFU YOU NOOB!
Noob: :(
Vip4: God noobs are annoying!
Vip1: lol! I know right!?
Vip2: YOU SAID IT!
Vip3: Why won't they just leave us alone

IMVU VIP
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An IMVU baddie is a person that has been on IMVU for about 2015-2019. An imvu baddie will bully noobs for not buying clothes or not changing their profile picture. They think being toxic is the new baddie. they might have a pfp (profile picture) of a female rapper or a baddie pic off Pinterest. Most of them are dark skins. And most have the worst grammar
IMVU "baddie": Ayy what's Poppin
Her bestie: Nun
*sees noobs making out*
IMVU "baddie": noob 1 GTFO
Noob 1: why
IMVU "baddie": you're a hoe. He posted with other girls
Noob 1: shut the fuck up
Noob 1: babe lets go
*Noobs leaves*
by Peachessmellybussy January 11, 2021
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