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I may not be certified but I can fix the things that you can't
ACA, ACS, ACE, MCSE, CCNA, RHCE

Telecom engineering certifications that many have and can test for. But some who have them cannot fix anything.

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by Cracker aks Cracker December 03, 2008

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