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An Ideal Black Male. An I.B.M is a man who is very well established in his community and has a great job and fancy house and car. He is also very respectful and all around desireable to the American Black Female(also desireable to a lot of women from different backgrounds.
An I.B.M is a Black Male who works hard and is respectful and has all his priorities in the right place.
by Angus AR October 09, 2006
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IBM: Inches Below Minge. When describing how long a mini-/microskirt is - the number of inches below the minge, that the skirt stops.
1: Did you see that girl's skirt?!
2: No, what was the IBM?
1: Less than 1!
2: Shit, man! You get all the luck!
by Minge Tickler May 04, 2010
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I'm gettin' IBM tonight!!!!!
by buddybacon October 24, 2005
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Thank you for calling I Blame Microsoft.
by Anonymous March 13, 2003
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A company whose Global Services consultants are some of the most arrogant and poorly trained technologists in the history of the world.
We hired IBM Global Services and subsequently went bankrupt.
by x-IBMer August 16, 2003
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ibm is an acronym for "international business machines." it is a widely known computer company.

ibm started quite a while ago - we could probably safely assume around the time of ENIAC, or earlier. they created a standard in computers (i.e., an ibm-compatible machine) and are still around.

despite ibm's age, they never broke up like ma bell.
bill:i got an ibm machine
pill:sweeeeeeet
by unusu-al May 23, 2004
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This term stands for an "ideal black man." This term is mainly used by African-Americans and it was mentioned a lot in the movie Something New.
girl 1: I want a nice tall brotha whose been to college, has a respectable job, doesn't have any kids, and is fione

girl 2: girlfriend that is hard to find these days

girl 1: well thats my IBM, ideal black man.
by Shadé Q. August 26, 2007
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