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ibm has the highest failure rate in their harddrives, they are instant breakdown machines!
by nightwarrior687 June 14, 2004
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Imitation Black Man
god, did you see aaron earlier?
yeah, hes such an ibm
what?
by Anonymous July 03, 2003
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I Barf Most
by Anonymous February 05, 2003
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International Bowel Movement
(acronym) noun
"yo, what kind of server is that?"
"it's IBM, son!"
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A computer brand that I am using that is NO WAY NEAR the top of the market because its computers GO SO FUKING SLOW!!!!
O no- My IBM's shuting down again without me telling it 2!
by Sabian June 02, 2004
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IBM is an important issue to manage our society and keep it clean.
by Snare September 07, 2003
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i had the date from hell, he was an ibm
by annemarie January 17, 2003
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