IANAFT

Similar to IANAL. Replace Lawyer with Fortune Teller.
Used to indicate that the speaker is not a registered Fortune Teller. Thus, any statements about the future from said individual should be treated as uninformed guesses, rather than informed statements.

IANAFT, but I think this economic recession will end in the next year.

IANAFT by BonoChris February 20, 2009

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inafter

When something on a forum has already been said, and you're pointing it out, to add effect.

John: "He's a fucking perv!"
Joe: inafter perv

inafter by meowmix23F September 3, 2009

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IANAFT • IANADTINMA • IANAFA • IANATL • inafter

IANAFA

I am not a financial advisor. Similar to IANAL (I am not a lawyer)

Considering your age and financial goals, you might consider reducing the percentage of your portfolio that is in equities. But, IANAFA.

IANAFA by sharknado523 May 3, 2021

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IANATL

I am not a tax lawyer. Often used in internet postings and in weblogs, also known as blogs.

IANATL, but that seems like money laundering to me. I mean, come on, you can't accept money that's been through the wash.

IANATL by Mitch April 13, 2005

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IANADTINMA

I am not a doctor. This is not medical advice.

When you want to make fun of asshat pseudo-lawyers when discussing someone's medical condition, prefix or postfix everything you say with this acronym.

You might say, in response to someones stomach pain:

Maybe it's a hernia? IANADTINMA

IANADTINMA by beeradb February 12, 2010

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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