i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out 

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

I need sex

Something you say to hint to someone that you want to fuck them

Girl : "I need sex."
Boy : "Go get some"
Girl : "No I only want it from you."

I need sex by Dont you wanna know 12 January 13, 2011

and then i had sex with her 

Something you say at the end of a pointless yet relative story. Used to spice up a boring conversation and bring about debate. Similar to and then i found 5 dollars. Needs to be pronounced in an annoying smart-ass way.

and then i 'ad SEX with 'er!

1: i saw ur mom at the grocery store the other day
-everyone pauses silently-
1: and then i had sex with her!

1: i saw Jenny at the mall today
2: so? i see her all the time.
1: and then i had sex with her!

and then i had sex with her by O.Z. tha O.G. June 28, 2010

I had sex with Tiger Woods too 

The idea is you say something that a lot of people have done but is still a pretty good achievement and can't be either proven or disproven:

1) Used when one feels insecure about or overshadowed by another person's accomplishments

2) Sly comeback to someone who has just made a statement about how amazing they are

Person: I just got back from Somalia rescuing orphans for the peace corps. Man I'm awesome
Person 2: Yeah, well I had sex with Tiger Woods too

I had sex with Tiger Woods too by yobrova December 20, 2009

at least I have sex 

Said by someone who is not very involved in some activity routinely as an answer to "look what can I do in (insert the activity here)! You cannot do something like that!" line.
Most common used when someone is boasting about his computer/gaming skills.

-Hey! Look at this cool program I wrote! Can you do that?
-no, but at least I have sex...

at least I have sex by ...:::HTMLCODER.exe:::... August 6, 2008

Im sick of sex i just want love 

When you look past your short term goals.

God, im sick of sex i just want love 😭😭

Im sick of sex i just want love by Lil barnacles #1 fan January 16, 2023

i had sex with your mother 

I did.

Me: I had sex with your mother.
Joe: Okay,

i had sex with your mother by A Sexy ass andreas motherfuck May 7, 2022