Top Definition
The expression means I am being honest.
john:I just saw Barbra Bush running naked on T.V
Lou: No fucking way
John: I shit you not
by B-dub (refers to my age) November 17, 2005
1 more definition
When some one tells the truth about something usually unbeleivable.
guy 1 - i just laid your mom

guy 2 - wtf!! seriously?

guy 1 - i shit you not my friend...
by Zael Yagami April 29, 2009

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