If you decoded this message using the record of Ashley's song in WarioWare: Touched!, you probably had way too much time on your hands.
I wonder what happens if I play around with the record like a toy...
(spins record at fast speed, hears "I have granted kids to hell")
Oh no! I think my parents heard what I did! Now they're gonna kill me and file an FCC complaint.
by The Real Driller August 19, 2023
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