I don't know your life

Phrase exclaimed by those working in fried chicken restaurants when they don't know what else to say

(Like, "Oh, sorry, my mistake)

**As witnessed at an actual Popeyes by T. Dale Shaw**

Elderly Woman: I called in an order for 300 pieces of chicken.

Popeyes Worker: (audible smack) Is dat fo here o to goes?

EW: Honey, I can't eat 300 pieces of chicken.

PW: Bitch, I don't know your life.

I don't know your life by dilbear February 25, 2005

Bitch, I don't know your life! 

What one might say when another person makes you slightly(or considerably) annoyed.

You are standing in line and a lady screams at you to move to the back for her fair turn.

You reply with, "Bitch, I don't know your life!" and casually move to the back of the line.

Bitch, I don't know your life! by Lalaleah December 20, 2008

i dont know your life, i dont pour your cereal

if someone is insinuating that you know about their specific situation ... however the person you are speaking with has no clue ...

this phrase was invented 10/24/2016

I was born in cuba ... dont you know what ...

"i did not know that ... i dont know your life, i dont pour your cereal"

i dont know your life, i dont pour your cereal by Jewgene October 24, 2017