I'm the shit.

I'm the best to ever to it. I'm the coolest, the most handsome/pretty, the best dressed, debonair. I'm the best overall in any category. I need to dust my shoulders off cuz I'm so fly.

You see my with my fresh pradas on? Yea, I'm the shit.

by iiAmDiva May 31, 2011

I'm gonna shit

A saying used in cases of extreme emotion (i.e anger, excitement, sadness, and frustration)

-"If Penelope Garcia dies I'm gonna shit"

-"Who is that girl he's with"

"If he's cheating on me I'm gonna shit"

-"I'm so excited for Vampire Diaries I'm gonna shit"

-"I'm gonna shit if I don't find my yoga pants"

by SBFL September 25, 2010

I'm not shitting bricks!

Being completely serious about what your stating. Emphasizing that you are not joking around.

"I can totally get you that vacuum at 50% off, i'm not shitting bricks!!!"

by jimmy patron September 17, 2009

i'm so shitted

A drunk text expression instead of saying I'm so drunk.

At a party
Person one: hey what's up
Person two (drunk): I'm so shitted
Person one: fuckin rad

by Attention blog November 12, 2013

I'm gonna shit your pants

A great threat for any use

сука 1: i'm gonna shit your pants
сука 2: what the fuck

by superc22066 November 10, 2021

I'm taking a shit

You got bored and googled "I'm taking a shit" and now you're here.

I got bored while taking a shit so I googled "I'm taking a shit"

by Nordgern August 19, 2017

I'm in deep shit

When you have been playing video games all semester and finally the time has come when your in deep shit. This means that you have to do a whole semesters worth of work in a week or two. I'm Definitely in deep shit.

Holy shit! I'm in deep shit! I got an assignment to do for tomorrow and i haven't even started!

by The Lazy Slacker January 3, 2019