Did I fuck

I didn't (emphatically)

House mate 1: "Did you take out the trash?"

House mate 2: "Did I fuck"

House mate 1: "For fuck sake"

by Joost911 May 17, 2011

Do I fuck

Being asked a question that you probably clearly don't know and having the look on your face that basically says 'Does it look like I fucking know what this means'

Hey, do you know what the largely dependant services that new Zealand rely on?

Do I fuck.

by Calummzz July 26, 2016

I fuck kids

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by fuck off nosy ass prick April 16, 2021

i fuck with you

A phrase to let one's brethern know that you are down for the cause. Willing to go tonthe next level for thy homie. A ride or die.

"Hey Jill would you want to run up on these girl with me? These bitches wildin"

"Hell yean Nancy! You know that I fuck with you guuurl!! "

by PXN April 6, 2016

I fucked up

When you shit your pants while your sleeping

Last night, "I fucked up"

by i hate zalman rodkin November 13, 2018

i fucks wit it

-I associate myself with something.
-'it'Could mean anything from girls to cars to anything really.

"You still chill with Julia? Yep I fucks wit it."

"You blazing on 420 cuz? Yea you know me, I fucks wit it."

by Kevin McLaughlin May 17, 2008

I fucked up

When you mess up so bad there's almost no way out of it.

Person 1: "I fucked up, man"
Person 2: "What happened?"
Person 1: "I may or may not have sent my mom a dick pic."
Person 2: "Oh shit. . ."

by aSadMistake March 29, 2020