A phrase used to win an argument. After said phrase is spoken, proceed to punch the opposing person in the stomach. The phrase was first coined in internet personality Linkara's review of the god-awful DC Elseworlds story "Superman: At Earth's End," when Superman (looking an awful lot like Santa Claus) shouts the phrase at chicken-headed android Ben Boxer, and then proceeds to punch Boxer's guts out.
(walks up to random person on the street) "I AM A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!" (punches said person in the stomach, possibly rupturing his/her intestines)
And yes, even if you are a woman, it only works if you shout, "I AM A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And yes, even if you are a woman, it only works if you shout, "I AM A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by OldeSchool November 23, 2010
by @8HARGREEVES on twitter April 29, 2019
Tony Stark's last words before he snapped his fingers in Avengers Endgame that made your mom cry, your dad cry, your sister cry, your cousin cry, and the whole world cry.
"I am inevitable." Thanos snaps and looks at his gauntlet like oh shit. He proceeds to looks at Tony who's like 'FUCK YOU' and Tony says, "I am iron man" Then sis snapped harder than Miley Cyrus in 2013.
by Someone you probably dont know October 13, 2019
"I am a man who is wearing a hat"
by Daniel Kogel May 8, 2007
by DomAtk1226378263 February 28, 2020
I forgot to log out of my facebook yesterday, and when i logged in this morning, my status was "I am a giant man baby gay boy."
by orofino high school January 27, 2011
Okay, I’ve fixed my broken life, gone clean from addiction, fixed my self esteem, have a hot girlfriend, and am living independently.
I now pronounce to myself that “I am a good man.”
And this good man can’t wait to get a good fuck in on his good girlfriend.
And this good man can’t wait to get a good fuck in on his good girlfriend.
by Bad C dev February 23, 2023