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I love you are three words which if said and meant correctly are the hardest words to say. You should not say them just for fun or because you want to get someone to have sex with you. I love you is what you say to a person who means the absolute world to you, when you would never do anything to harm them and you never want to loose them. I love you must not just be said, but proven too, you must prove how much you love that person. And lads, if she laughs and calls you an idiot..you're a very lucky man!! Women rarely say it back no matter how much they want to. Sometimes silence is the best reply. But don't just say it, you have to mean it
Ross: grace?...I love you

Grace: *silence*
Ross: I do...
Grace: *laughs* you're an idiot

Ross:*fist pumps air*
by Sky_398 October 10, 2014
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three words that don't mean shit. is always a lie if it is just used by itself. the only time it's for real is if that person says more to it.
"i love you"
LIE..

"i love you. you make me feel so special. thanks for being there for me, man."
TRUE...
by danny the girl May 05, 2005
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The pick up line that stopped working in the eighties. Saying it too quickly will undoubtably result in you looking like a crazy stalker.
Girl 1:...and then he said "I love you Carol!".
Girl 2: He loves you? But you've only met him twice...
Girl 1: I know and allready he's getting all clingy!
Girl 2: He's such a stalker...
by Michael Heroin February 02, 2006
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The three words that boys use to get into a girl's pants.
Boy: I love you.
Girl: Aww I love you too!
Boy: Can we have sex now?!?!?
by seth_cohen_fan January 14, 2006
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boy in june: i love you more than words could ever say.

boy in october: i love //her// more than words could ever say.
by Carrieoox October 08, 2007
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Can be truly meant to capture the heart of a female if truly meant by a male or vice versa.
OR...
To entrap a female by a male if it isn't meant, but would seem so and vice versa.
AND...
The same amount of letters as BULLSHIT.

Mainly overused by teenagers who think they know what love is, or over-commonly found in poetry.
1. *8 month relationship*
Guy: I love you
Girl: I love you too.
*Gets on one knee*
Guy: Will you marry me?
Girl: Yes!

2. (Flowchart still applies to either gender. Face it, you both can do it)

A: Asshole tries to build feelings.

*Did it work? *YES -> Go to B. NO -> repeat A*

B: Asshole plays with feelings.

*Did it work? YES -> Proceed to C or Repeat A or B some more. NO -> You fucked up.*

C: Get into their pants. (FINALLY)

*Did it work? YES -> Good job at being a dick or a player. Proceed or continue to do this while laying low or cheating with a next girl. NO -> You fucked up. Start over*

D: Break up with them.

*Did it work? No fucking comment. If you don't get this, you're an idiot. Hope you feel proud when you seem like a complete asshole/douchebag/(Insert other insult here)*
by Sephirion/Taeron November 12, 2010
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A lie that boys tell a girl when all they wanna do is hit and quit....
Dick: I love you Kayla
Kayla: I love you too
Bob: do u really love her?

Dick: nah I just wanna hiy
by LmaoooNicky March 07, 2017
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