Can be truly meant to capture the heart of a female if truly meant by a male or vice versa.
OR...
To entrap a female by a male if it isn't meant, but would seem so and vice versa.
AND...
The same amount of letters as BULLSHIT.

Mainly overused by teenagers who think they know what love is, or over-commonly found in poetry.
1. *8 month relationship*
Guy: I love you
Girl: I love you too.
*Gets on one knee*
Guy: Will you marry me?
Girl: Yes!

2. (Flowchart still applies to either gender. Face it, you both can do it)

A: Asshole tries to build feelings.

*Did it work? *YES -> Go to B. NO -> repeat A*

B: Asshole plays with feelings.

*Did it work? YES -> Proceed to C or Repeat A or B some more. NO -> You fucked up.*

C: Get into their pants. (FINALLY)

*Did it work? YES -> Good job at being a dick or a player. Proceed or continue to do this while laying low or cheating with a next girl. NO -> You fucked up. Start over*

D: Break up with them.

*Did it work? No fucking comment. If you don't get this, you're an idiot. Hope you feel proud when you seem like a complete asshole/douchebag/(Insert other insult here)*
#asshole #douchebag #marriage #i love you #♥ #ily #flowchart
by Sephirion/Taeron November 12, 2010
a worm for windows 9x systems. spreads through email
oh fuck i got infected with iloveyou and now i cant boot my computer!
#virus #windows #windows vista #windows me #windows 95 #windows 98 #windows 9x #malware #i love you
by Lovethecreeper April 20, 2015
the three most difficult words to say and when you say them, it always seems too late
Rose: I love you
Ten: ...quite right too. And I suppose if it's my last chance to say it Rose Tyler I--
#<3 #pain #love #heartbreak #last words
by Winter Alyson February 13, 2015
The words to say when you have those feelings towards someone. When it's more than liking someone. Whether it's the personality you love or the looks. The words you say when your heart swells up 100x and beats really fast whenever you see the person.
1: I love you
2: I love you too.

^ Therefore these two are sharing the true love. TRUE.
#ily #i<3u #<3 #love #iiillooooveeeyouuuu
by secretme;)98 February 14, 2012
something you say to a person you like
it doesnt always work out as planned
Jaime: "I Love You Yvette"
Yvette: "i'm sorry but i don't love you"
Jaime: "i'm so ,disappointed and depressed i'm think i am going to move on to Mona"
#sad #boot #love #hat #poop
by cutecupcake June 03, 2015
Something players use to get into a girls pants.
Guy 1: Dude i had some sweet loving last night
Guy 2: How did you do that
Guy 1: I told her I love you
Guy 2: I have to use that next time
#i love you #love #get into a girls pants #excuses #love you #guy talk
by Never_Gonna_Feel_The_Same April 14, 2015
The pick up line that stopped working in the eighties. Saying it too quickly will undoubtably result in you looking like a crazy stalker.
Girl 1:...and then he said "I love you Carol!".
Girl 2: He loves you? But you've only met him twice...
Girl 1: I know and allready he's getting all clingy!
Girl 2: He's such a stalker...
#romance #flirting #love #stalker #sex
by Michael Heroin February 02, 2006
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