A type of anxiety immediately relieved with a deep, steamy bowel movement. You can literally feel the anxiety drop out of you with each sphincteral contraction, as the source of your hysterics (i.e.: The Bowel) slides right on out of your neurotic vessel. Full relief is usually felt when washing hands, when the classic "light" feeling in your colon sets in.
"Oh, man, I felt so on edge just a few minutes ago! I ran to the bathroom, let a log roll off the truck, and WHAM-MO!!! My fecal hysteria is all but forgotten."
"Oh, yeah, I LOVE that feeling. Instant relief. I love functioning colons."
"Oh, yeah, I LOVE that feeling. Instant relief. I love functioning colons."
by LexiSays December 2, 2011
New mental illness: "TRUMP HYSTERIA": the fear of what's going to happen to this country when the carpet gets pulled out from under the sick, weak, disabled, old, the poor, minority hatred running rampant.
by Angel E Love March 11, 2017
The insanity that occurs in the general public when frozen flake-shaped water is predicted to fall from the sky. Normally, the correct response when hearing about snow is to drive immediately to your nearest grocery store and buy 400 gallons of water and enough milk, bread, and eggs to feed a small sovereign nation, because obviously 1/4 inch of snow equals the next 100,0000-year-long ice age, and obviously with the glaciers ringing your doorbell, you won't be able to go anywhere!
Snow hysteria is a common occurence in Texas; has been known to be spotted elsewhere (New Jersey & Pennsylvania specifically).
Snow hysteria is a common occurence in Texas; has been known to be spotted elsewhere (New Jersey & Pennsylvania specifically).
Person 1: Jesus, why does this supermarket look like Times Square on NYE?
Person 2: Oh, they predicted 1/4 inch of snow, thus the snow hysteria.
Person 2: Oh, they predicted 1/4 inch of snow, thus the snow hysteria.
by lancelot323 January 3, 2009
The act of frantically sipping the fizz off the top of your glass when you accidentally overflow it with soda.
by alecksappalled October 22, 2009
to make up something in one's mind, to then begin to believe it as true, and to act upon it as if it had really happened, working one's self into an angered state
bob thought his 30-year-old daughter did not want to get married and have children. bob's daughter assured him that she and her long-term boyfriend/fiance had agreed to wait until they could be live in the same city and continue their careers. bob continues to harp on daughter to give up her high-profile career in her state and move to boyfriend's, even though daughter continues to explain that she's licensed to do her business in her home state, not in her boyfriend's. dad nods and says he understands, then goes right back to giving daughter advice that she should move to boyfriend's state. the conversation goes around and around until dad has created his own manufactured hysteria.
by dianesvoice February 18, 2011
Hysteria Strength or Hysterical Strength also referred to as Superhuman Strength is a genetic mechanism hardcoded into human DNA that is triggered during massive and life threatening scenarios. During such event the human brain, primarily the Hypothalamus triggers the muscle fibers to contract and in a single instance triggers all muscle fibers asynchronously. During this moment the body is capable of superhuman strength, and the person in such condition is capable of lifting anywhere from 500 to 1600 (1.6 tons) kilograms.
Such life saving mechanism comes at a cost, the cost is chance of ripping muscles tissues from bone, and permanently damaging muscles. It is also been proven that human body uses limited amount of its full muscles potential, as this allows the body to most efficiently operate.
Such life saving mechanism comes at a cost, the cost is chance of ripping muscles tissues from bone, and permanently damaging muscles. It is also been proven that human body uses limited amount of its full muscles potential, as this allows the body to most efficiently operate.
In 2011, in Tampa, Florida, 6 ft 3 in (1.91 m), 295 lb (134 kg) college football player Danous Estenor lifted a 3,500 lb (1,600 kg) car off of a man who had been caught underneath. The man was a tow truck driver who had been pinned under the rear tire of a 1990 Cadillac Seville, which had lurched forward as he worked underneath it. The mans brain went into "Hysteria Strength" mode in order to save a stranger's life.
by ZeroToleranceCat September 21, 2013
A dude who says shit like they are reading to the friggin' Queen. A guy (or chick) who talks really proper and acts way too old for their age.
Derived from a student (david) in our modern world history class at Guilford Young College after he asked the teacher "why was there not mass hysteria?" instead of something more his age like "why didnt they go crazy?" or "why didn't they freak out?"
Usually teachers pet and gets special tutouring after school at teachers house.
Can be seen dancing in hallways at school.
Derived from a student (david) in our modern world history class at Guilford Young College after he asked the teacher "why was there not mass hysteria?" instead of something more his age like "why didnt they go crazy?" or "why didn't they freak out?"
Usually teachers pet and gets special tutouring after school at teachers house.
Can be seen dancing in hallways at school.
Student one: "Whoa man! Check out the rack on that chick! Titty-fuck that bitch!"
Student two: "Indeed, I'd apreciate sitmulating my genitals upon her bosom"
Student one: "WTF? Your talking like Mass Hysteria now, act your age nigga!"
Student two: "Indeed, I'd apreciate sitmulating my genitals upon her bosom"
Student one: "WTF? Your talking like Mass Hysteria now, act your age nigga!"
by Jack and Jasmin September 5, 2007