Hysen is a sexy meme god with a huge love for women but be acting sus. He is also a gentleman that takes care of you ;)
Omg I wish I was like Hysen he’s so sweet
by yeetlegend69 October 24, 2018
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Name connected to various afflictions of the bowels, intestinal tract, and anus. Such afflictions include, but are not limited to:

1. constipation with sporadic bouts of mudbutt

2. one with such a dirty dogan that assistance is required in the removal of dingleberries

3. the occasional appearance of intestinal worms
1. Dude, I feel like Hysen 'cause I gots the runs, but just yesterday I couldn't shit to save my life!

2. Damn, my dogan is so filthy that my girlfriend asked me if I was Hysen!

3. Man, whatever I just shit into the toilet looks like something that would come out of Hysen; it looked like a piece of gum that was stretched out reeealllyy long!!
by tiki tiki January 10, 2006
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