An imaginary relationship between two people, usually created to appease the other member, and their need for social verification of the "relationship".
I laugh at Tom every time he says we are "exclusive", just because we are in a hypothetical relationship.
by HOBOSHI October 12, 2014
A questionable event brought up in conversation which has already happened, or has been planned out completely in the speaker's mind and is waiting for public approval.
Most probably the event has occurred with direct involvement of the speaker, but it may have just involved another party which has divulged the information to the speaker.
Most probably the event has occurred with direct involvement of the speaker, but it may have just involved another party which has divulged the information to the speaker.
Woman: Hypothetical situation - If a girl were to come up to a guy and bend over to pick up a pencil so he would look at her ass, then yell at him for looking, does that make her a bitch?
Other Woman: Oh my god, you are such a tease!
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Guy: Completely Hypothetical situation - A guy borrowed his bro's car and after backing into a telephone pole gently, heard a crunching sound. Nothing appears to be wrong with the car, but he's almost sure he broke something. Does he tell his bro?
Bro: If he doesn't want his bro to show him where Bangkok is, yes.
Other Woman: Oh my god, you are such a tease!
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Guy: Completely Hypothetical situation - A guy borrowed his bro's car and after backing into a telephone pole gently, heard a crunching sound. Nothing appears to be wrong with the car, but he's almost sure he broke something. Does he tell his bro?
Bro: If he doesn't want his bro to show him where Bangkok is, yes.
by Jack Lumber III December 18, 2011
when you are in a deep thought (possibly high) and completely zoned out or half asleep and you begin thinking of some hypothetical situation where you or someone might do something and then carry on thinking out what would happen in great detail for an extended period of time
Guy #1:Dude, you just zoned out for like fifteen minutes.. I didn't want to say anything because I thought you were sleeping with your eyes open.
Guy #2: Yeah man I just went on a hypothetical adventure about what would happen if I told my girlfriend I was sleeping with her sister and apparently she'd take a bat to my car and probably put me in the hospital
Guy #2: Yeah man I just went on a hypothetical adventure about what would happen if I told my girlfriend I was sleeping with her sister and apparently she'd take a bat to my car and probably put me in the hospital
by Matt Clements December 25, 2007
Person 1: I was thinking about getting with this one guy but what if this other guy wants to do something? And then I was thinking that this other guy sounded interested but I have to think about it all of this.
Person 2: Wow...you're such a hypothetical slut!
Person 2: Wow...you're such a hypothetical slut!
by The King of The World September 9, 2006
Someone who gives off dilf (dad I'd like to f*ck) energy, but isn't actually a dad. Tends to be older guys (mid thirties at the least, depending on how they look)
by godsandmonsters666 May 1, 2021
referring to anything that is real and not hypothetical. More specifically, refers to the antics of four friends with a webcomic, known as 'non-hypothetically speaking'.
www.non-hypotheticallyspeaking.jimdo.com
www.non-hypotheticallyspeaking.jimdo.com
by N-HS July 22, 2009
when a married milf tells you she would hypothetically have sex with you.. considering she's above average looking with nice breasts.. consider yourself fucked.
by b1g kickn January 19, 2011