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Someone who gives off dilf (dad I'd like to f*ck) energy, but isn't actually a dad. Tends to be older guys (mid thirties at the least, depending on how they look)
Person 1: Alex Turner is so hot
Person 2: Omg yes! He's a hypothetical dilf
by godsandmonsters666 May 1, 2021
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Eddie Vedder is the lead singer of Pearl Jam, and the last living frontman of the big 4 grunge bands. He's a short man but his attractiveness is in no way lacking. He blurs the lines between gay and straight and you will often find straight guys drooling over him. He's also well known for monkey-like behaviour: climbing and stage diving off scaffolding at concerts.
Person 1: "Eddie Vedder is one of the best vocalists of the 90s"
Person 2: "I agree, but what the fuck is he saying in 'Yellow Ledbetter'?"
by godsandmonsters666 May 30, 2021
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