The act or prank of asking someone if they would like a "Hurtz Donut". If they reply yes, they are punched as hard as possible and told: "Hurts, don't it?"
by Anonomouslyinurpants November 15, 2010
Bloodless castrator band. Used on cattle, sheep, goats, dogs and rural rapists.
Better put two hurtz donuts on that bull calf, he's a big 'n, one might break and he won't let you try again.
by RevBroG January 30, 2016