hurlbutt 

Another name for a douche.

Hey blob, stop being a hurlbutt.

hurlbutt by Juice Peppers September 3, 2003

Hurlbutt 

After a night of drinking and tacos, its at that point when your butt hurls in a spastic manner.

Dude, i gotta hurlbutt......what?? my ass is gonna piss, i need to hurlbutt!!

Hurlbutt by Skinfluteo July 7, 2010

hurlbut 

a VERY heavy drinker. loves cheap beer with all his heart.

man. are you gonna blackout tonight? gonna pull a hurlbut huh?

hurlbut by jeeper December 28, 2007

hurtbutt 

See butthurt; formed by reversal of the parts of a compound due to weakening of the original from excessive repetition.

OP: "My boyfriend didn't call me and today's our three-month anniversary. I'm gonna break up with him!"
Anonymous: "Lots of hurtbutt in this thread."

hurtbutt by Failure McGee August 5, 2011

hurlburting 

getting something for nothing, especially if it involves using a government expense account

The definition pertains to the recent legislative expense scandal in Nova Scotia, Canada, when dozens of legislators were found with their hands in the cookie jar. Richard Hurlburt resigned after admitting to installing a generator and big screen TV in his house using his government expense account.

Hey man, by hurlburting a bit, I got a free generator, big-screen TV and security system at my pad.

hurlburting by South Shore Guy March 12, 2010

Hurlburting 

Verb - When someone stubbornly refuses to wake up in the morning, and is incapable of recognizing the implications of being tardy and blames their lateness on other individuals.

She was just hurlburting around in the morning!

Hurlburting by Coxy Drexel May 2, 2010

hurlbutted 

To be led to believe you will get something at a job (usually a bonus, raise, promotion..), but get the rug pulled out from under you last minute.

-You work O.T. all month for the promised labor bonus, but not told til the 28th day you didn't fill out a form right on the 2nd day, so there'd be no bonus. Your co-worker says, "Damn, you've been hurlbutted."
or
-You work your ass off for a promised promotion, then, last minute, the job is given to a drunk from another store. I say to you, "Sorry you got hurlbutted. Is there anything I can do?"

hurlbutted by ThunderGirl69 August 25, 2010