When you are intoxicated to the point that while taking a dump, you actually lose balance and fall off onto the floor.
"Damn man, i was so fucked up friday that i woke up in the morning with a tampon stuck up my ass."
"Dude thats nothing, im STILL cleaning up from where i ended up pulling a humpty dumpty before i even got it all out of me."
"Dude thats nothing, im STILL cleaning up from where i ended up pulling a humpty dumpty before i even got it all out of me."
by Skat Daddy December 7, 2009
When a male ejaculates prematurely from dry-humping.
"He was dry-humping me for only 5 minutes when he humpty-dumpty'd."
by usefulidiot December 21, 2009
Wow, never invite Jake to our parties again
Yeah man, that guy has humpty dumpty hands
Holy shit did Adam just knock over all the dishes? That crash was bigger than his humpty dumpty hands
Yeah man, that guy has humpty dumpty hands
Holy shit did Adam just knock over all the dishes? That crash was bigger than his humpty dumpty hands
by AttacksBlacks July 7, 2010
by vapidkourt October 7, 2019
A humpty dumpty junkie is a junkie that always ends up in hospitals due to falls and brittle bones, like if Mr. Glass from unbreakable was a junkie
by EricCC December 10, 2014
Word used to mean whatever the speaker wants it to mean at the time, usually without further elucidation. From the character of Humpty Dumpty in Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll (Charles Lutwidge Dodgson).
'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather scornful tone,' it means just what I choose it to mean, neither more nor less.' ...
- Through the Looking Glass
'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather scornful tone,' it means just what I choose it to mean, neither more nor less.' ...
- Through the Looking Glass
Here come the right-wingers to this referendum. Expect to hear a lot about natural laws, family values and other Humpty Dumpty words.
by Fearman November 21, 2007
A person whose IQ points are so low it's funny - anyone who has an IQ score of 70 or below is considered this.
Person 1 (Humpty Dumpty Dumbass): I was supposed to cook a pie today and it said to put it at 120 degrees, I measured a protractor to 120 degrees, and it didn't even feel warm to the touch after I set a timer for one hour! It melted! It said on the package set at 120 degrees for 45 - 60 minutes!! I'm suing McCain's for making a pie that doesn't cook and just sits in your oven like a pile of shit!!!!
Person 2: Holy fucking shit Kyle I told you this a thousand times! Your oven has a button that says "Bake" and you press it to set the degrees in celsius or fahrenheit, NOT A FUCKING MEASUREMENT ON YOUR STUPID NO FUCKING GOOD PROTRACTOR!! HUMPTY DUMPTY DUMBASS!
Person 2: Holy fucking shit Kyle I told you this a thousand times! Your oven has a button that says "Bake" and you press it to set the degrees in celsius or fahrenheit, NOT A FUCKING MEASUREMENT ON YOUR STUPID NO FUCKING GOOD PROTRACTOR!! HUMPTY DUMPTY DUMBASS!
by beeytch\ April 18, 2017