a humphrey

A child that is born to unwed parents who eventually get married.

Jane was a bastard until she was flower girl at her parents wedding last week; she is now a humphrey.

by Joel Rodriguez March 17, 2007

Humphrey

A large typically hairy man with a smaller peen large nose and giant eyes

Oh look it's Humphrey

by Juice master69420 November 1, 2022

Humphrey

Humphrey, as in Bogart, is another term for someone who is holding onto a joint, pipe, bong, or any other means of smoking marijuana while others are waiting to take a hit.

"Come on Humphrey...pass it then you can keep talking."

by Jenn Regan June 23, 2006

Humphrey

A unique and versatile word to describe male genitals, suspicious packages from Big Sausage Pizza, and cockerels.

“Uh-oh! My humphrey is hard again.”
“Wtf? I’m a guy. I have a humphrey.”
“I’ve got a jolly good humphrey down there.”

by sodium!! December 13, 2019

Humphrey

You heard the myth right..HE IS THE MAN. THE LEGEND ... Just dont take the pith..

That man humphrey..

by Jessicaadele March 2, 2018

The humphreys

The act of sitting on a chair while touching yourself to a werthers original

hes doing the humphreys

by bignan November 23, 2017

humphrey

a whore
a person who humps for free
a person who goes out w/ ppl, and makes love to them after their first date
a blond bitch
cunt
a bj giveaway

"look at humphrey go"
"that fuckin humphrey just screwed him after 3 days"
" i wanna fuck that humphrey"

by anal rape March 11, 2008