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11. Humans
There are two adversary forms of humans which are the Fucked Up Human and the Real Up Human. To scale from one or the other, all humans fall somewhere in line by every action that a human makes -- even each and every last keystroke being done.
Well be real up ya all humans... ok?
by In the Mindway May 1, 2005 share this
1. humans
The doom of this planet.
"Humans are nothing but fucking viruses with shoes."
by Crapper McGee Mar 27, 2004 share this
2. humans
1. Members of the species homo sapiens.

2. The members of the species homo sapiens taken as a group. While not the most numerous species either in individual number or in biomass, they consider themselves the dominant species of their planet, which the majority of them call "Earth." This claim is quite possibly justified, seeing as they have covered a great deal of it with their own constructions, never realizing that they are destroying many of the resources they depend upon in the process.

Many of them believe they were created by some sort of god, however, few agree upon exactly what form this god takes nor what his opinions on certain matters are.

Essentially, a bunch of mother fuckers who think they're leet haxors just because they've progressed so far that they have the nuclear capabilities blow up the Earth, and yet still can't manage to live on the same planet without starting a few hundred wars a year, consuming the natural resources they depend upon without heed for their fu...
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by Daedalus Oct 10, 2004 share this
3. Humans
When God decided to destroy the world.
What better thing to send in than humans?
4. Humans
Despite religion and moral values, we have NO reason for considering ourselves above other animals.

Other animals participate in the global cycle, in which all resources are recycled and used again.

Humans can only unbalance this equilibrium and consume resources without replenishing them.
Humans are a burden to the planet.
by XeL Mar 9, 2005 share this
5. humans
God's biggest mastake of all.
God: I think I will make Humans...

* Then the first Human was born *

God: OH SHIT!!
by FlameAssassin Feb 22, 2005 share this
6. Humans
Craziest, Weirdest creatures God ever made. They are stupid and clumsy. All they do is kill other animals, kill each other and them selves, use each other as sex toys and then they fight about religion, ethnicity, and race. Oh ooh, “wigger” “WIGGER!” eh, UH! Wapanese, WAPANESE! DAMN! A human is a fucking human! Who fucking gives a shit about race? Is that all humans do? Insult each other, kill each other… They sure as hell not getting as far as we are. They’re too busy making fools of themselves.
Human: Stupid...

Alien: You think everything is stupid.
by Anonymous pig Jun 30, 2004 share this
7. humans
A large planetary parasitic species in which the parasite slowly destroys the Earth bit by bit. Comparable to parasites such as malaria on the macroscopic level.
Humans log a large amount of wood from heavy photosynthesis areas such as the tropics, which used to contribute over 20% of all of the Earth's oxygen production.
by Thnikkaman3000 Feb 15, 2005 share this
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