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Huberta is the most prettiest girl. She has long legs. She is 5’7. She has the most adoring personality. Her humor is kind of confusing but dark and light at the same time. She is a cancer. She enjoys corny things (picnics, Ferris wheel, walks on the beach, day or night) She carries her own weight of being her own friend. She talks a lot about herself yet people know nothing about her. Huberta is good by herself yet she wants to meet people. She is a pimp. She is a queen. She is beautiful. She is HUBERTA.
Huberta is the best friend anyone, including the President, could have.

“Yo you friends with Huberta.??!? You got a good one right there!”
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Samuel Huerta 

A very fat Mexican, Sammy is straight out of the suburb of Cicero Illinois (you already know he not wts) he was a wannabe Gd then turned maniac due to him liking nazi symbols cause he hates blacks. Even tho Cicero is 99% Mexicans that wish they lived in lil village. In fact Samuel Huerta is just a fat peice of lard that’s wishes to be a Maniac and creams of the idea of meeting elvy the god. In conclusion he’s worthless and morbidly obese. He is known to be posted up at 52nd ct (dry ass block)
Yoooo you herd Samuel Huerta flipped Latin king

Pornelius Hubert

My full name is Pornelius Hubert
Pornelius Hubert by ColaCode July 14, 2018

Hubert Cumberdale

One of salad fingers finger puppets. He tastes like soot and poo.
Euch , Hubert Cumberdale! you taste like soot and poo! (crying)
Hubert Cumberdale by PopCat August 28, 2004

Hubertus 

Bavarian origin, he is the Protector of the hunters for the German speaking people. A Hubertus is known to be tall, handsome and dark haired. Also, a very kind person in nature. Due to his origin, he is an expert with weapons and a superb Marksman. If you ever find yourself in a bad situation (like a bank robbery) you will be blessed when a Hubertus is close. When approached by a Hubertus, let him know you come in peace. Say; „Hubertus, thank you for your service“ then lead him to some beautiful girls because he is a protector.
Ashley: Yesterday I met a Hubertus!
Katharine: Damn girl, you got yourself a fine ass protector!
Hubertus by ElGobo January 19, 2019

Hubert's Grandmother

The sexiest human being ever. Quite attractive but kind of takes things too fast. She usually tells Hubert that 'somebody at du phone 4 u'. She has a relationship with Hubert's friends Tin Nooyin. She is extremely hot and is kind of a slag. She usually spends days out and sleeps elsewhere. She is rude but honest. And She hates Ichibon Sushi.
Person 1: Hubert told me his grandmother gave him some special favours when she saw his good grades.
Person 2: Dang, Hubert's Grandmother is hot.

Hubert Cumberdale

Hubert Cumberdale is a finger puppet, no doubt a creation by Salad Fingers himself due to the fact that he is afraid of human vocal projections. He supposedly tastes like soot and poo, and occationally will appear to Salad Fingers, when he is in an altered state of mind, becoming angry for fleeting moments.
example? Well I don't think I can really give you an example.. thats just asking way too much of me...