An Absolute Dickhead With No Money No Girls. The Only Thing He Has Are Spanx Knickers.
"Look! Its A Wild Hubert With His Spanx On!!!" Said Mikolaj The Legit Polish Gangstar

Hubert Is The Best Man On This BLOODY Island!!!

Loook Its The Hubert I Saw Last Night!!!

Why Wont This Verify!?!??!
by The Legit Polish Gangstar Miko December 28, 2017
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the most boring, neutral, banal person and name ever created. You cannot moan Hubert
"Hubert, the most boring, banal name ever created"
-Shakespere 2021
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The word "Hubert" is used most of the time, to describe a fat/chubby Koala Bear, it is mainly used in Australia by farmers, to informally talk about if the Koala Bear is getting fed too much. Koala Bears are usually left by themselves when they are young therefore have to survive by themselves. This causes them to become extremely lazy and over weight.
That's a bit of a hubert, isn't it?
by TheCrazzzyyChimppp October 28, 2017
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The kind of guy who steals free samples from Sams Club. The guy who has an animal on top of his head. He looks like someone from the last air-bender.
Hubert is a facking retard
by I.Spit.Bars April 24, 2017
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Robert cockless dad
Hubert is a bald grown man who loves to take and mingle little kids aged 5-9

Hubert owns a a pedovan with blacked out windows
by Ryan Haustein August 6, 2018
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One of salad fingers finger puppets. He tastes like soot and poo.
Euch , Hubert Cumberdale! you taste like soot and poo! (crying)
by PopCat August 28, 2004
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