Howardson is a rare find. He's unintentionally cute; opinionated but will keep to himself if he's not in comfortable company; such a movie buff he'll either wow or annoy you; the best company and becomes putty in your hands when you groom him.
Howardson can easily be misunderstood as a cold person because his resting face is a frown. Don't assume he's upset with you when he looks like it. You have to ask him.

Five times to be sure.

Howardson is full of jokes that just come out naturally. Don't worry about missing any because if you do, he will draw your attention to it. Howardson has a kind heart and can easily get lost in his fears. He likes to think he has a strong resolve when in fact, his resolve is greatly affected by changing circumstances. Howardson is also a low key, unrecognised genius.

Howardson is easy to love, especially considering his impeccable taste in music and aesthetically pleasing features (except when he frowns). Most importantly, he pretends to be a tough guy around his friends when in fact he is the softest and most affectionate in the room. You can always cheer Howardson up with 3Fs: food, films and football.
Howardson does not like to be called 'Howard' because without the 'son', it rhymes with coward.
by Xorlali November 22, 2021
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