4 definitions by jamejamejame

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Term used to identify the person served last at a restaurant. Usually the one who has to say "No its OK, don't wait. Start".
"I dont want to be the howard - I'm ordering the salad"
by jamejamejame February 10, 2010

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To stop an unsuspecting employee walking in a hallway and drag him/her into a lengthy meeting. May cause that person to work late or be named a liaison.
"Where's Solomon?"
"Joan hallnapped him into that all day meeting. Let's go to lunch without him"
by jamejamejame September 23, 2009

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An irregular walk caused by a person's obesity, usually a cross beween a waddle and a limp.
See that guy up ahead, that's Fred. I know that FatWalk anywhere.
by jamejamejame July 21, 2011

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The policy and practice of discriminating against people living in undesirable apartments aand/or neighborhoods.
Me: I always planned to drop Alexandra.

You: Why? She wasn't so ugly.

Me: She lives in Baltimore. I want to date someone in DC.

You: dude - that's apartmentheid!
by jamejamejame April 26, 2017

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