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20.
sustained bodily injury punked yoked
Hey M.L., Did you see that fight last night? That bitch got housed.
by BMONEYLUV January 20, 2005
 
1.
Completely destroyed. Beaten down like the "the man" beats people down. Beaten with assistance of overwhelming odds. As in, I just beat you so bad, I took everything including down to your house. Think repo man.

Jesus, I just got housed.
by smakdaddi October 14, 2003
 
2.
To get royally shitfaced or shitHOUSED.
If we get Becky housed, she'll flail her tits about the room at a ferocious pace.
by Jaggo March 20, 2004
 
3.
To have eaten or drunk something really fast.
She bought ice cream and housed it in like 3 seconds
by Bango Jango May 16, 2009
 
4.
extremly intoxicated, the highest form of drunk possible.
Hurry up man, I'm trying to get housed before the night is done.
by mrauk July 22, 2008
 
5.
To be beat or overpowered (physically, in a game, in a challenge of words).

Derived from Schooled or Schoolhouse. Schoolhoused - school = housed.

See also: Owned.
You got housed.

Consider yourself housed.
by Garrett C. June 07, 2006
 
6.
A shockingly complete and enthusiastic consumption.
- Laura musy have been hungry, she totally housed that meat.

- There is nothing left, Jess housed it all.
by EvilE September 02, 2013
 
7.
To get ruffed up, attacked, taken.
Dude, Jared got housed last night by those thugs.

I'll house you.

Don't get housed

Sh'e getting housed upstairs
by Stephanie Kundrotas October 20, 2005