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Laws of the House of God
A set of hospital rules/truths from Samuel Shem's book, "The House of God". I. Gomers don't die. II. Gomers go to ground. III. At a cardiac arrest, the first procedure is to take your own pulse. IV. The patient is the one with the disease. V. Placement comes first. VI. There is no body cavity that cannot be reached with a #14 needle and a good strong arm. VII. Age + BUN = Lasix dose. VIII. They can always hurt you more. IX. The only good admission is a dead admission. X. If you don't take a temperature, you can't find a fever. XI. Show me a medical student who only triples my work and I will kiss his feet. XII. If the radiology resident and the medical student both see a lesion on the chest x-ray, there can be no lesion there. XIII. The delivery of medical care is to do as much nothing as possible. See also: gomer.
I thought my internal medicine internship had gotten me depressed, but after reading the Laws of the House of God, I'm downright suicidal.
Laws of the House of God by Dr. Joe August 10, 2004
House of Gold
1.) To “Give someone a House of Gold” doesn’t refer to a literal house of gold, but rather the idea of opulence and joy. Caring enough for someone to go through hardship and evils of the world for them, with the ultimate end goal for both individials to be well off or content in the name of love. Based off of “House of Gold” by Twenty One Pilots
2.) A “House of Gold” by itself refers to loneliness, greed, and the general corruption of materialism. Refers more to one’s selfish ways. Based off of “A House of Gold” by Hank Williams.
2.) A “House of Gold” by itself refers to loneliness, greed, and the general corruption of materialism. Refers more to one’s selfish ways. Based off of “A House of Gold” by Hank Williams.
1.) Me: Mom, I love you
Mom: I love you too
Me: I swear one day, I’ll give you the House of Gold you deserve
2.)Person 1: I want the money, the glitz, glam, and the fame. To live in a manshion and have everyone know my name.
Hank Williams: “...I'd rather be in a deep, dark grave, And know that my poor soul was saved. Than to live in this world in A House of Gold, And deny my God and doom my soul...”
Mom: I love you too
Me: I swear one day, I’ll give you the House of Gold you deserve
2.)Person 1: I want the money, the glitz, glam, and the fame. To live in a manshion and have everyone know my name.
Hank Williams: “...I'd rather be in a deep, dark grave, And know that my poor soul was saved. Than to live in this world in A House of Gold, And deny my God and doom my soul...”
House of Gold by S4nchez29 May 12, 2019
bring down the house of god
bring down the house of god by can you feel my heart May 29, 2021
House of Gucci
The movie that comes out November 24th 2021 and people will only go see because THEE Lady Gaga is in (no shade to Adam Truckdriver and the other talented actors involved in the project)!
John Doe: Yo bro *smokes from joint* what are all the fuckin good movies coming out this year bro
Jane Doe: one im not youre bro and theres this movie called House of Gucci coming out this November.
John Doe: Whos in it?
Jane Doe: Lady Gaga…..and we will be going to the theaters to see it and thats on perioddddz
John Doe: I hate her
Jane Doe: *gets knife and chops off Joes d*** and swallows it*
John Doe: *screams in agonizing pain* WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT HOE?
Jane Doe: Dont bash my queen gaga and we’re over! *throws engagement ring in the trash and farts in Johns face before leaving their home with a bottle of gasoline and a match and pours the gasoline around the house and lights the match and throws it on the trail of gasoline and watches the fire get to the house and hears Adams screams for help as Jane laughs and smirks as she smokes a cigarette and gets in her Ferrari Portofino with the top down and ride out of their driveway into paradise*
Jane Doe: one im not youre bro and theres this movie called House of Gucci coming out this November.
John Doe: Whos in it?
Jane Doe: Lady Gaga…..and we will be going to the theaters to see it and thats on perioddddz
John Doe: I hate her
Jane Doe: *gets knife and chops off Joes d*** and swallows it*
John Doe: *screams in agonizing pain* WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT HOE?
Jane Doe: Dont bash my queen gaga and we’re over! *throws engagement ring in the trash and farts in Johns face before leaving their home with a bottle of gasoline and a match and pours the gasoline around the house and lights the match and throws it on the trail of gasoline and watches the fire get to the house and hears Adams screams for help as Jane laughs and smirks as she smokes a cigarette and gets in her Ferrari Portofino with the top down and ride out of their driveway into paradise*
House of Gucci by Annie Gro August 6, 2021
house of gold
p1: have you heard of House of Gold?
p2: oh yeah, that danny x drew fanfiction where drew gets pregnant
p1: wait what
p2: oh yeah, that danny x drew fanfiction where drew gets pregnant
p1: wait what
house of gold by 1ndyteen July 27, 2023
House Of Games
Friend 1:Lets go someplace cool to hang out.
Friend 2: What can we do around here?
Friend 1: Let's hit the House of Games for some kick-ass gaming!!
Friend 2: What kind of gaming?
Friend 1: Console Gaming on the 360, group gaming on the Wii, Magic: The Gathering, and even hobby games!
Friend 2: What if I'm not into games?
Friend 1: We can just hang out!
Friend 2: What can we do around here?
Friend 1: Let's hit the House of Games for some kick-ass gaming!!
Friend 2: What kind of gaming?
Friend 1: Console Gaming on the 360, group gaming on the Wii, Magic: The Gathering, and even hobby games!
Friend 2: What if I'm not into games?
Friend 1: We can just hang out!
House Of Games by anonymagicmouse February 18, 2009