(origin American; slang) n. 1. a great magician. n. 2. similar to a 'Donkey Punch' except with flair. n. 3. Doin' a girl from behind, pulling out before you get a chance to come, spitting on her back (only to cause her to turn around), releasing your mangoo into her face and yelling 'Abracadbra bitch!'.
It was a night unlike any other...the breese was gentle, the air softly romantic, and the moon sparkling overhead...so I hit her with the Houdini.
by Doc Nutz March 18, 2003
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Named after the master vanishing man himself, the Houdini is the quickest way out of a sticky situation, and also having to avoid good-byes, which can take forever. Basically, get up and leave...don't say good-bye...don't make eye contact...don't inform anyone you're leaving...just vanish.
Person #1 - Hey where did Steve go??
Person #2 - I just saw him like 20 mins ago...?
Person #1 - I think it's been longer than that...
Person #2 - He performed the Houdini again!!!
by Craeven August 2, 2011
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when you're fucking a girl from behind and she's facing a window. You withdraw quickly and have a buddy slip in, meanwhile you walk out side and wave to her through the window
I just gave that bitch a houdini and she was like "what the fuck?"
by vengefulsorrow December 16, 2008
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You start out fucking a girl from behind, making sure the girl is facing the window. In the middle, you have your friend come into the room, and both of you switch without her knowing (putting a finger in her pussy, etc.) You pack up your stuff and when you leave, you knock on the window and wave to her.
"Dude, thanks for helping me with the Houdini on Friday night with ____"
by D S op February 5, 2007
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Sex act;when a man and a woman are having sex doggy style and the man reaches orgasm,he pulls out and spits on her back.When she rolls over he then blows it in her face.
Do to her unwillingness to participate in oral sex,Jane was introduced to houdini by her boyfriend.
by Jason Budig January 24, 2007
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In the midst of intercourse, performed from behind, your friend creeps out of the closet and, without your sexual partner's knowledge, takes your place behind him/her. You go out of the house and wave excitedly through the window from the yard. As your partner realizes your debauchery, your friend yells, "Ta-Da!!"
J-Mac: "Kevin, that Houdini that we pulled off was hilarious!! She was so surprised!"

Kevin: "Aww, tits! Too bad my voice cracked when I yelled 'Ta-Da'"
by J-Mac2daMax December 6, 2008
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having sex with someone and leaving once they fall asleep with no warning or goodbye
he totally houdini-ed after i fell asleep.
by miss houdini June 24, 2010
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