Hottense
Hottense by sundroppedskies May 17, 2010
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Hortense
A girls who's pretty and supersmart, and reaaaally funny, and with which you're sure to always have a great time no matter what!
Person 1: Oh I ran into Hortense the other day
Person 2: Wait, is that this really cool and funny chick that you went to high school with?
Person 1: Yeah, that's her!
Person 2: Wait, is that this really cool and funny chick that you went to high school with?
Person 1: Yeah, that's her!
Hortense by CookieDough May 23, 2013
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Hortense
The most beautiful I've ever seen in my entire fuckin' life!
It's totally the kind of girl you fall in love with in a sec'
It's totally the kind of girl you fall in love with in a sec'
Hortense by Nutcracker212 October 21, 2010
Hortense
prononced « whOrEtEnsS ».
a french kpop hoe who enjoys watching tv shows such as rue paul’s drag race. Very kind and sweet and arGGG SUCH A PRECIOUS HUMAN but you DO NOT want to get her mad.
also a very good liar, especially in the Loup Garou game. DO NOT !! TRUST HER !! THERE !!
give her banana milk î order to appease her.
also... the chances that she owns a cat and that it is posessed are quite high.
a french kpop hoe who enjoys watching tv shows such as rue paul’s drag race. Very kind and sweet and arGGG SUCH A PRECIOUS HUMAN but you DO NOT want to get her mad.
also a very good liar, especially in the Loup Garou game. DO NOT !! TRUST HER !! THERE !!
give her banana milk î order to appease her.
also... the chances that she owns a cat and that it is posessed are quite high.
Hortense by maki bear (aka maki-b) June 8, 2019
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Person “I wish I was a hottenstein with brains and sexiness all the girls and guys *wink* would love me.”
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