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Tasmanian Hotpocket

Hey, cut that out. Stop giving your sister a tasmanian hotpocket.

Egyptian Hotpocket

The term given to the act of watching belly dancing videos and sitting on a dead rodent all day to keep it warm, once everyone in the house has gone to sleep you debone the rodent and use it as a dick sleeve to jerk off with aka 'tenderize'. After you've tenderized the meat at least 3 times that same night you fry the rodent with some onions for breakfast and share with the rest of the household.
Yeah bro that egyptian hotpocket was the best breakfast delicacy I ever tasted.
Egyptian Hotpocket by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

hotcocks 

Hotcakes made with cock sauce or covered in cock sauce. Considered a delicacy in Potter County.
They're selling like hotcocks!
hotcocks by cahootsk October 9, 2008

houston hotpocket 

when you take a poop in someone's pillowcase without them knowing it so they get a nice surprise as they lay down to sleep
My neighbor's dog keeps shitting in my yard so I gave him a houston hotpocket to see how he liked it.
houston hotpocket by Kooch30 January 29, 2010

Mini Hot Sock 

When you blow a load in a condom then remove it and slap the girl silly with it.
I forgot my tube sock in my Camaro so I could not give the ho a Hot Sock, so I gave her a mini hot sock...
Mini Hot Sock by CougarMILF1969 March 10, 2009
A word, predominately used by homosexuals, to indicate romantic relations or wish for intercourse.
(Hot-kok)
Guy 1: Hey hotcock!
Guy 2: Let's fuck
Hotcock by RainbowTank June 5, 2022