a place where all the buttrockers shop
little 12/13/14/15 year olds think they are hardcore punk rockers and shop at hot topic, but little do they know that its for posers and all the clothes are for dumbasses who think napolean dynomite and sponge bob is COOL!
by ihatebuttrockers March 19, 2006
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the shit, a the shit store that all the shit people go to buy overpriced clothes
Hey, that jock over there thinks he's the hot topic.

Hey, lets go to hot topic to get some jeans.

Hey, people like lil wayne i would say are definetly the hopt topic.
by the hot topic February 18, 2010
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a place visited by posers who like to make other people feel sorry for them by buying black clothing that costs just as much as it would be at abercrombie. just as mainstream as every other store in the mall, they carry scary shirts containing pictures of good movies, essentially turning them into "goth" or "stoner" movies. they also blare crappy music including korn, which is the only band i've heard of that has parental advisory on their CD not just becuase of swearing but because of "violent content". what, is it not good enough to swear at exes, now we have to chop them up?

this store also includes scary posters of long dead stoner rock stars. and evil jewelry that should be banned at concerts.
person 1: "i just got this awesome goth shirt at hot topic"
person 2: "omg u idiot... only posers shop there... you might as well shop at gap"
person 1: "OMG!!!!!111ONEONE!1eleven11~~111!!!!!!. i'm gonna kill u with this new evil, bloody way that i heard about on my korn CD!!!"
person 2: *flaunts gap bag*
by evilpyschopenguin February 19, 2005
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A place for people who dont know jack shit about music (or any fucking thing for that matter) to shop. If you see a women walking around with a hot topic bag it usually means they have a low I.Q. and are easy. If you see a guy with a hot topic bag you should stop what you are doing and proceed to kick the living shit out of that guy.
Example 1

Person 1: "Nice DK shirt, where you score that shirt, at the record store?"

Person 2: "Na bro, got this shit at hot topic, cha"

Person 1: "fag"

Example 2

Person 1: "check out that chick......shes got a hot topic bag"

Person 2: "Slut"
by robsayfuckthesystem December 03, 2008
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like, oh my god pplz! there like totally a hot topic! let's go spend a shit load of money!
by raine June 28, 2003
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An overrated "anti-mainstream" store whose customers assume that individuality can only be earned through self-mutiliation (heavy piercing), mass-produced anti-authority messages, and random references to vastly overrated 80s pop culture.

The government could easily fund a Hot Topic to keep rebellious people from actually doing something about the world. Maybe they already are.
Right now I am not a true person because I don't put pieces of metal in my neck or my back or my dick. If I did I would be an indidvidual and Hot Topic would hire me because I am unique.
by Fuck You Script Kiddies! July 08, 2006
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Hot Topic is an online and real store. Anyone can shop there. Its not making a statment or being a rebel. I bought a few things from there because I like them. I'm not goth, I like what i like and don't know how to classify myself I usually listen to like emo, screamo, metal and rock. Hot topic was made by GAP! Don't categorize people who buy stuff there as goth and what not because I would not say i'm goth. It's got cool band t-shirts and not everything is that expensive, depending on when it came out.
Girl: Oh look at that guy coming out of Hot Topic, he is so goth, just look at all his bags.
Boy: Yeah I know

"Goth chick": Oh look at that girl, she only has a little bag ... What a poseur
"Goth Guy": I know eh, she just wishes she was like this
by innocently-emo-girl:'( November 06, 2006
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