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Hot Smitty 

Replaces the "Hot Carl" during a romp in the hay where no one has to defecate. It is the act of taking fresh cat poo, directly from the litter box, and dropping it on the saran wrap. Better yet, grabbing the cat himself and squeezing it over the saran wrap as to procure the poo.
Him: "Honey, I gave the cat a bran muffin so we can do a hot smitty, in lieu of me crapping on you myself"

Her: "Great I'll get the saran wrap"
Hot Smitty by Zenfluffychaser November 15, 2010
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HOT SKITTY ON WAILORD ACTION 

When a skitty (a 2 ft. tall cat-like pokemon) and a wailord (a 47 ft. tall whale pokemon) breed in a Pokemon Day-Care center and make a egg

Origins from the Gamefaqs's Ruby/Sapphire Board

also known as HSOWA
Joe: Did you just breed a wailord and a skitty?
Frank: HELL YEAH!!!!!
Joe:...I wonder how that works.............
Frank: WHO CARES, IT'S HOT SKITTY ON WAILORD ACTION
Joe: your a fag frank

HOT SKITTY ON WAILORD ACTION 

A joke on Gamefaq's Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire Board.

It originated when one of the local trolls realized that one of the largest Pokemon (Wailord) could breed with one of the smallest (Skitty).

hot shitty mess

When a person or object or situation is so bad that it is completely foul
"That girl looks a hot shitty mess."

"His report was a hot shitty mess."

"The wedding was a hot shitty mess."
hot shitty mess by Melba December 2, 2003