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14.
A colloquial term used to describe the result of excessive male masterbation.
Calgary: "Dude! Whats with the hot rod?"

Dakota: "Found my Dad's porn collection while my parents were out of town for the weekend..."
by Daniel Pinion October 24, 2006
 
1.
When Tabasco sauce is applied to the penis before oral sex.
Dude, Mandy grabbed some Tabasco last night and gave me a hot rod, while we listened to Prince!
by cheesedog22 October 31, 2009
 
2.
Most likely the best comedy movie made, ever. Like ever. Quotes from this movie will be used for years and years after its time. One word can describe it......and that word is hoobastank.

Directed by one third of The Lonely Island; (cutie) Akiva Schaffer.

Starring the other two thirds of The Lonely Island; (hottie) Andy Samberg and (amaazing) Jorma Taccone,

also starring Bill Hader, Danny McBride, Isla Fisher, Ian McShane and Sissy Spacek.
That meal was as good as Hot Rod.
by incredibadftw February 26, 2011
 
3.
A fast car, mostly home-built from the 20's to the 40's
A 1932 Ford highboy roadster is the quintesential hot rod
by Scott December 11, 2004
 
4.
To improve performance of something as in a hot rod car.
Plans were made to hotrod the shovel motor in the old rigid chop so it would get out of it's own way.
by Pufnblu4u January 26, 2005
 
5.
An insult to a person who is in or driving a mobility scooter.

Where it came from;
The insult takes the piss out of real hot rod owners thinking they own the road

Definition;
hot rods usually consist of old people who have no idea or think they know how to drive a mobility scooter properly, they usually drive too quickly and can’t turn correctly, thus resulting in a crash or having the back of your legs smacked or scraped by the bumper on the scooter.
This is usually followed by a "oh, it’s ok" but people want to say "for fuck sake drive that think properly".

some hot rod owners, can customized there mobility scooter by putting a number plate of there name, or customize it with some sort of stickers or other crap such as beads or in the worst case rear wings (spoilers) or other body modifications

Hot rod owners also have there gran kids hang on the back or front to make them look like cool grandparents
mark was shopping in a store when a mobility scooter clipped the back of his legs while knocking items of the stores shelf.

mark; oh thats ok

mark ,while in pain, thinks "fucking hot rod, drive that thing proberly"

or

mark was shopping and a mobility scooter hit his leg as it passed by, the person driving the scooter sped up and acted like nothing happened

mark; calm down hot rod
by 88MOOSE88 July 29, 2010
 
6.
To bedeck the male appendage with various decorative trappings such as glue on jewels and glitter. This is the male gender equivalent to Vajazzle
Wow Bob, not only did you get a full body wax but you got a spiffy Hot Rod. I really like the sparkle.
by garytencents April 27, 2010
 
7.
Slang Term for a ponographic film
I watched a hotrod last night
by Sk45 February 06, 2010