Hot John

A comletely retarded kid who eats alot of junk food but losses 60 pounds in a year by starving him/her self

That hot john pulled a ghandi.

Hot John by maneur February 1, 2010

Hot Johnson 

When someone takes a shit on another person's chin, typically of, but is not limited to the opposite sex. This can occur before or after sex.

I took a hot johnson on that bitch last night

Hot Johnson by Notorious M.I.G. November 2, 2008

hot johnathan 

A cute sexy ass human being. Owns all of the waifus whips and will most likely kiss it's lover.

Hey there, you looking like a hot johnathan

hot johnathan by Pong water September 5, 2019

hot johnathan 

A cute sexy ass human being. Owns all of the waifus whips and will most likely kiss it's lover.

Hey there, you looking like a hot johnathan

hot johnathan by Pong water September 5, 2019

Hot Johnny

In the film industry, a Hot Johnny is last minute work that needs to be done asap.

"Just got a hot johnny, this set was just moved up two days! We need it finished by the end of the day!"

Hot Johnny by thatGinger95 April 28, 2023

johnny hot sausage

any guy from europe that has a minimum penis size of 8", and has boned at least 20 birds.

q> did you see that johnny hot sausage?
a>yeh, he had nasy hamburger meay hanging out of his greasy shirt!

johnny hot sausage by dan brown August 4, 2004