Definitions by Governor

hot carl 

a hot carl definitely entails shitting in a tube sock, then foxtailing that shit straight to someone's face, upon which you scream 'hot carl!'...sound effects are a plus

Jeremy was being a huge tool, so I decided to lay down the law and hot carl his ass. I put that fag in his place.

hot carl by Governor December 13, 2006

tainted love 

the act of sliding your first two fingers across your gooch, then shaming one of the lowly high school freshmen by smearing your sweaty export all across their dirt stached upper lip. then you sing tainted love.

We were reading Beowulf in English class, and that Grendel bitch reminded me of the word grundle...I asked to go to the bathroom, and on the way back to class I showed Jeremy some of my tainted love.

tainted love by Governor December 13, 2006