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A large, four-legged mammal bred for riding; First introduced by Spanish Conquistadors in the 15th century.
Get up on that hoss there boy! Now pull em' on over to the stable we gon' brand em' all up!
by gitrdun February 05, 2012
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Hoss is a synonym for huge/buff/boss/big guy; commonly a douchebag; seen a lot in the Badin atmosphere.
by Sacktavious May 24, 2010
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A morbidly obease girl that has thighs so massive that they touch. They are so big that the jaws of life cannot seperate them. This bulbus girl is mildly retarted and a very mean individual. She has a distorted image of herself and thinks she looks good. This girl can often be seen in slow classes wearing king sized bed sheets disguised as skirts or in Ponderosa, ruining thier third quarter sales figures. This girl can sometimes appear to be courted by young hispanic fellows, but really the poor boy is interested in her friend's profusely bleeding vagina. This friend is also dimwitted but moderately attractive. She is controlled by the hoss and constantly fucks over the poor mexican without giving him the sexual favors he deserves. This lard ass should donated just one thigh to the starving children in africa because then she could stop people from going hungry for the next 100 years.
courtney is a hoss but her sister is fine
by Novi April 30, 2005
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A southern term used to describe a girl or woman who is the absolute shiz. As part of this shiz-ness, she is able to perform traditionally masculine tasks in such a way that renders her not butch but rather cool. She can be one of the boys and she can be a girly-girl princess, depending on her mood. This girl gets shit done. Needless to say, it is complimentary.
Dude, look at her chug beer. The girl's a hoss.

Woah, Sheila got the entire board to change their policy and vote her way. What a hoss!
by KittyxKat September 07, 2008
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A big man that has sizzle with his steak and can work the WWE style, bah gawd.
"That Albert is a hoss."
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Dude tha blunt was hoss
by Squirrel Master July 21, 2003
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