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1.
When someone sticks a garden hose up their ass & fills up their intestines with water, walks like a duck to their nearby target, and launches the high pressure stream of water out of their ass...ideally hitting someone in the face.
Holy shit bro did you see that! I just Hosi'd that bitch in the face!
by astralanus February 11, 2010
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2.
A father with a kid and the mom walked out on him.
Hey guys didn't Jerry get Sam Pregnant.
Yeah, but i think hes a hosi now
by dracoj May 25, 2008
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