Hosi 

When someone sticks a garden hose up their ass & fills up their intestines with water, walks like a duck to their nearby target, and launches the high pressure stream of water out of their ass...ideally hitting someone in the face.

Holy shit bro did you see that! I just Hosi'd that bitch in the face!

Hosi by astralanus February 11, 2010

Hosi 

It is a London slang When someone is extremely slutty or being worse than a j-bag.

Hosing is when they are being slutty and this is implied for boys too

Jamal: did u see that gyals Insta, what a j-bag

Jamie: more like a fackin hosi m8

Hosi by YesM8 October 31, 2016

Hosi 

A father with a kid and the mom walked out on him.

Hey guys didn't Jerry get Sam Pregnant.
Yeah, but i think hes a hosi now

Hosi by dracoj May 25, 2008

Hosian 

A girl of South or South-East Asian descent who possesses such divine physical attributes that it makes you question your metaphysical philosophy of aesthetics.

Have you ever seen Tokyo Drift? That film changed my life, there are so many hosians in there!

Hosian by Wicked Goldfish January 6, 2016

Hosico Cat 

The cutest and and fluffiest cat on YouTube.

Person 1: Hosico Cat is the cutest cat on YouTube

Person 2: Yeah, but he is pretty fat

Person1: That’s not fat it’s fluff. Watch the video where he takes a bath and you’ll see all his fluff disappear

Hosico Cat by Pizza Time Parker January 15, 2021

hosie 

soulmates; meant to be; endgame. the definition of epic love.

wow they're the HOSIE!

hosie by hosiendgameduhh July 17, 2020

hosition 

Any position one puts their Ho in

My bitch was so nimble last night, I hit that in every hosition I could think of.

hosition by GlazeHer January 29, 2015