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A weekend school located in Paramus, New Jersey where japanese and halfies come together to see Sakuyama sensei. He is the sole purpose of Hoshuko and will always be. Often, fobs from the motherland come to Hoshuko, which we love. On the other hand, when classmates leave, it is depressing and empty. At this school, things tend to break and people tend to break rules. Computers are hacked, christmas ornaments crash, swivel chairs are raced, rooftops are occupied, teachers are offended, and we all have the best times of our lives.
Let's go to Hoshuko to break things!

Hoshuko is where I ponder about rooftops on rooftops.

Don't forget to bring water bottles for Hoshuko.

I don't have a family nor home so I live at Hoshuko, in the Chapel.

Hoshuko moms do everything for us.

I go to Hoshuko to meet fobs.
Hoshuko by Kana Wasabe May 18, 2008
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A place where Japanese kids who live in the US go on Saturdays to learn Japanese. It often times conflicts with sports and SAT testing, and a free Saturday is ruined. They base their teachings off of pre-WWII ideas, making it an almost North-Korean, no freedom center. Also, going to Japanese school doesn't help when applying to colleges
What are you doing on saturday?

Going to Hoshuko.

You have no life
Hoshuko by Vrastrapter September 2, 2016
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