Horse Rub

1) A greasy substance thicker than Vaseline that you rub on your horse.

2) A exclamatory statement in response to something outlandish or unbelievable.

3) The image of grease being rubbed on a manure covered horse.

Holy horse rub!
That's horse rub, I don't believe you!
You look like you've been horse rubbed!

by Birdie B January 3, 2013

horse cock forehead rubbing

When a male horse rubs his erection on the forehead of a human being.

Dude, iv'e been horse cock forehead rubbing all night dude.

by Shaquandah January 17, 2009

Horse Rub

Rubbing a horse

"I'm gonna give his penis a horse rub"

by PenisRubber27 January 20, 2021