Horologist 

Johnjoe the child wonder. Can fix a clock by just looking at it and can read road dahl and comment on it without ever finishing a book. Also please search under fantastic mister fox for his very popular verdict.

Johnjoe, future Horologist, possible career choice for misunderstood young adults who have wasted thier life, aka arts students.

Horologist by nerd face and bonnie wee lass March 7, 2010

whorologist 

A person who studys the nature of whores and has become professionally adept at identifying the traits associated with whore behavior.

Aaron is the best wingman at the bar because he is a certified whorologist!

whorologist by Shotwell February 19, 2008

Hexologist 

One who examines another ones "Anus"

My grandfather saw a Hexologist the other day, he found 3 hemorrhoids.

Hexologist by Unknowmurberr October 3, 2011

Horological socialism 

When a lazy client or watch dealer asks what a watch is worth, which they will not be purchasing or selling to you. These are people who value other peoples time at zero and personify the socialist way, by expecting other to do their job for them and give knowledge hand outs.

Horological Socialism - Hey what is this Rolex Datejust worth ( even though I have 0 intention of selling to you)

Dealer- Why would I tell you that when you clearly aren’t going to sell to me, go buy another Watch Trading Academy course, and maybe you’ll learn how to do your job !

Horological socialism by Archieluxury April 26, 2021

hoodologist 

Someone who understands the african american culture; good and bad... A person who has gained through experience the expert knowledge on the art of their urban setting.

A hoodologist is a person who openly and objectively studies hood or ghetto actions. The hoodologist has his community under microscope and is well informed on the different levels of urbanite actions, communications and social classes in that same community.

hoodologist by hoodologist October 13, 2009

hoeologist

the profession of someone who studies hoes. these people are able to determine whether or not someone is a hoe and/or how to become one.

1) can you tell me if jessica is a hoe?
2) hold on, i know a hoeologist

hoeologist by certified hoeologist April 11, 2019

hairologist 

Some that specialises is styling or treating hair

I’m a hairologist

hairologist by I made a bet for 21p December 31, 2020